PREAMBLE
WHEREAS, the Plaintiff is an aspiring neuroscientist currently attempting to maintain cognitive throughput in the presence of overwhelming neural interference;
WHEREAS, the Defendant has established a permanent residency in the Plaintiff's Ventromedial Prefrontal Cortex (vmPFC) without a valid municipal permit;
NOW, THEREFORE, the Court finds as follows:
ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL OCCUPANCY
The Defendant is hereby found guilty of "Cognitive Distraint." By occupying exactly 99.4% of the Plaintiff's available working memory, the Defendant has rendered all "Productive Science" mathematically impossible.
ARTICLE II: AMYGDALA HIJACKING
Evidence shows that every thought of the Defendant triggers a cascade of high-affinity binding to dopamine receptors, effectively overriding the Prefrontal Cortex's executive function. The Plaintiff is legally incapable of "focusing" while the Defendant exists.
ARTICLE III: COURT-ORDERED REMEDY
To mitigate these ongoing damages, the Court orders a Mandatory Olfactory Neuro-Stabilization:
The Defendant (Ishika) shall surrender one (1) cotton-based garment (Shirt) containing her specific scent profile to the Plaintiff (Vikas) for use as a sedative against cognitive spiraling.
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OFFICIALLY STAMPED BY THE OFFICE OF THE AMYGDALA